LET’S SEE YOUR TAIL, ROOSTER
Beside the flat track, we’ve graded and rolled the dirt into a nice, smooth dun-coloured drag strip. The object of the exercise: reach the braking marker and hit the (rear) picks before the guy beside you does, all while kicking up a big rooster tail of dirt and making as much noise as the firing bangers under your nutsack can muster.
And that’s pretty much it. What could be easier? Challenge your mates to a mano e mano.
Or a mano e la niña. Or a la niña e la niña. Or a…well, you get the picture.
Dirt drags is fun. And cool. And while we reaslise saying dirt drags is fun and cool makes it less so, don’t let us put you off. The point is, you can roll onto the start line on your Scout, or Fat Bob, or Postie, or Gixer. Drags is a leveller.