The Freak Show Festival of Motorcycles

15th to 17th November, Walcha NSW

DIRT. NOTHING CLEANSES THE SOUL LIKE IT.

The straightway beckons. In the distance, a warm welcoming wall of hay bales. How quick are your reflexes?
The hot flag girl is about to jump…

The rider beside you thinks he’s gonna make you his…y’know, his female chichahua.
It would be serious if you weren’t laughing into your full face.
 

LET’S SEE YOUR TAIL, ROOSTER

Beside the flat track, we’ve graded and rolled the dirt into a nice, smooth dun-coloured drag strip. The object of the exercise: reach the braking marker and hit the (rear) picks before the guy beside you does, all while kicking up a big rooster tail of dirt and making as much noise as the firing bangers under your nutsack can muster.

And that’s pretty much it. What could be easier? Challenge your mates to a mano e mano.

Or a mano e la niña. Or a la niña e la niña. Or a…well, you get the picture.

Dirt drags is fun. And cool. And while we reaslise saying dirt drags is fun and cool makes it less so, don’t let us put you off. The point is, you can roll onto the start line on your Scout, or Fat Bob, or Postie, or Gixer. Drags is a leveller.

WHAT YOU NEED TO GET DIRTY

Two words: a motorcycle. It’s really that easy. Just find a buddy (who also has a motorcycle) and pair up and go at it and then blow it all out of proportion at the bar later. And even if you can’t find someone to go head-to-head with, no problem, hombre, we’ll find a chihuahua for you.

Event Times

Friday November 15th
11:00am to 4:30pm

Saturday November 16th
9:00am to 11:00am

See program
 

READY TO GET DIRTY?

No need to register your interest. Just turn up on the day, ready to rumble and humble.

 

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